life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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