i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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