Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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