adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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