Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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