my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i think my cat just said my name.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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