i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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