I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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