I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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