it was like his penis was on wheels.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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