Quick, to the slutcave!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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