With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
