i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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