Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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