Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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