Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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