fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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