Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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