I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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