Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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