Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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