if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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