You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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