it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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