Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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