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The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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