She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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