puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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