we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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