yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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