Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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