I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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