when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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