It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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