I am in a vortex of obligation.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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