Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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