Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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