There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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