i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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