She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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