Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
