So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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