he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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