I just saw a hot homeless man
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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