Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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