before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
