My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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