The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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