new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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