And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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