I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I believe in your delicious
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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