Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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