I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
she looked like the before picture.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
where are you?
Hypothermia
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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