Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
