I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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