Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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